Welcome back to the next iteration of my website. As you can see, the slightly mad visuals have been toned down a tad, however the slightly mad person behind this site is still going strong.

So waste no time in clicking like a demented cicada on the links below. I promise you'll at least be distracted for a further five minutes or so until boredom, infuriation or rigor mortis sets in. Until then, enjoy! Or not. I don't know, it's just a suggestion.